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![]() ![]() Would you believe it the train was delayed by 10 minutes and there was no apology, no sorry, it came in at the wrong station and I had to walk all the way across to platform 12 and all the way up the stairs because the lift wasn't working, leaves on the line it was last week, 20minutes I was standing there in the rain, and I couldn't get a seat because of all the men reading their newspapers and talking on their mobile phones, what do they need them for, I can't believe its urgent they should ban mobile phones on the train, there's a carriage that you can use mobile phones in or smoke, so I said excuse me to this man and he ignored me, I had to carry my great heavy case down 4 flights of stairs and they went and changed the platform again so it up and down, ooh my poor back is it time to go home yet, the trains were terrible last night, I couldn't get on the half past 5 so I had to wait for the six o'clock which was cancelled so I got the seven fifteen which was crowded so I had to stand and there were mobile phones ringing all the time, hells teeth and spit! I don't suppose they'll apologise as its only 5 carriages long and we had to sit and wait outside London Bridge station for 12minutes, but it doesn't do any good to complain, up and down the stairs, my poor knees ooh I can't bend down is it time to go home yet?
(An excerpt from a classic Janet morning monologue on the subject of British Rail)
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